Mom and Dad are out for the afternoon and Dukey and Johnny have plans for a "no-parents-day-super-jam-fest." Johnny is bored and teleporting is the perfect cure.
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Johnny is desperate for a new bike and he plans to win one by selling cookies - the only catch - he has to become a Lady Bird Scout. After working in the extreme heat of the desert Susan and Mary decide to find a cooler and easier way to locate a prehistoric sloth bone.
Dark Vegan has been stranded on earth and needs to get back to Vegandon! Johnny is willing to help him, he just has to convince Susan and Mary to let them use their space ship. Mr. Teacherman has just assigned Johnny's class so much homework that they are stunned. Johnny needs help and the girls have just the thing - a Homework Buddy!
Everyone keeps telling Johnny he's a big boy until it's time to do something fun then he's too small. Johnny has had enough! After testing a black hole for the girls Johnny declares that is the worst thing he's ever tested.
Johnny tells Dad he couldn't survive a day in his shoes; Dad informs Johnny he couldn't last an hour in his. The argument is settles when Susan and Mary arrange a brain change. After being kicked out of a fancy new dog park, Dukey is detrermined to prove he is as good as any pure bred dog.
Johnny's trophy case is empty and but he has a plan to win a trophy of his own - he's entering The Porkbelly River Jump Cup! Johnny needs the girls to give him some muscles. Luckily the girls have just invented the mega muscle-metabolism-accelerator.
Desperate for a cookie Johnny tests one of Susan and Mary's 100% accurate fortune cookies. Susan and Mary have built a Uranium Cranium Mind Builder - a machine that can increase intelligence.
Bling Bling is determined to kiss Susan Test at sunset. To prevent this horrible event, Susan hires Johnny and Dukey to act as bodyguards. Susan and Mary turn Johnny into a mouse to test their "mousey-maze" experiment.
Mr. Black and Mr. White believe that Larius Nafarious plans to take over the world and they need Johnny's help to stop him. Whacko is newly released from prison and has created a helium based gum called HelioBubble. He plans to use "heliobubble to rid Porkbelly of all its kids, but first he must eliminate Johnny Test.
Mr. Teacherman has just told the class they have a huge history test but Johnny has a plan to get out of it. Johnny is testing Susan and Mary's newest invention, Quad "The Magnetizer"; unfortunately he doesn't listen when they tell him not to fool around with it.
What's gotten in to Johnny and Dukey? The Santa Banana winds are blowing through Porkbelly and have made the conditions perfect for Johnny to be the first kid in history to skateboard down "Suicide Hill"!
Dad finally gives in and gets Johnny a cell phone but before Johnny makes it home from the store he's lost the phone What could be more boring than school? Perhaps it's a trip to the Natural History Museum to look at a bunch of old dead stuff!
In a cheap ploy to see the prizes inside boxes of cereal Johnny convinces his genius sisters to build him a pair of x-ray glasses. Johnny and Dukey have transformed Lolo into a giant monkey who has gone "ape" and is destroying Porkbelly.
Johnny has just received his 99th detention! Secret agents Black and White need Johnny's help.
Johnny and Dukey bet Susan and Mary their Bullseye Mart Gift Cards that they couldn't beat them out of Porkbelly National Park and back to civilization. Mom is sent to a weekend conference at a fancy hotel overlooking the ocean.
Mr. Black is devastated when Mr. White ends their friendship. When Mom and Dad discover Johnny has no friends, they set out to find Johnny a new best friend.
Johnny finally convinces Susan and Mary to ask Gil on a date to see which girl he would rather go out with, unfortunately the girls can't get the nerve to speak to him. It's Valentine's Day and once again Bling Bling is determined have Susan Test as his Valentine.
No more teachers, no more books - Johnny is finally on summer vacation and can't wait to head to the beach to score some big, fat, tasty waves! Brain Freezer is back in Porkbelly and wants revenge!
Dad decides it's time for Johnny to stop playing video games; he can play board games or go outside instead. Sissy is bored and decides to force Johnny to watch the Dawg and Bone 24 hour marathon with her.
It is Mom's birthday and the Test Family want to surprise her. Gil, Bling-Bling, Susan & Mary and even Dad have all been given fat Hollywood contracts after being discovered on Snoob Tube, Johnny wants to be a star too but can't seem to get discovered.
Johnny looks down at his hand and notices that he's developed an unsightly wart. The girls want Johnny to have a sleepover and invite Gil so that they can sneak in and kiss him like Princess Charmings kissing Sleeping Beauty Dude however, Dad has spent hours cleaning up Johnny's mess and he wants Johnny to keep the house spic and span and quiet all night long.
The Twins accidentally turn Johnny into a goldfish. Johnny's had a tough week and he needs a day off!
Johnny and Dukey check out the wild river in the woods behind his house - and somehow end up being challenged to a boat race by Kirk Kirkland and his super crew. Johnny has to create his own science project in order to pass science class.
It's school play time and Johnny is depressed - Sissy is the director once again and her plays stink like horse poots! When another one of the girls "kiss Gil" experiments goes wrong they need Johnny X and Super Pooch to strike back...again.