Liberal fascists Mr and Mrs Wells write to a prisoner, and the legendary Stoneybridge Council present a promotional video to the business sector.
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Take a look at some very, very bad swimmers. Maybe they'll take your mind off the tragic road accident involving a lobster.
Meet Tamzin (she's a model), meet Jeff (he's a parkie), and live the thrill of the Stoneybridge Council elections.
Weddings, funerals, burglars, pianos, swings and the Island of Anus. Throw in some hoovers and a séance and you've got yourself a deal.
The Nice family debate the rules of soccer, a little girl talks school, and Bert Bastard hits a disco for the over 80s.
The Stoneybridge annual dinner and dance is, as to be expected, the pride of the village. Elsewhere in time and space, a street preacher is deconstructed.
There's courtroom drama, Denzil is joined by his son and the ever-patriotic McGlashan reads the news. Also, time spent with Frank Hovis is never wasted - such a charmer.
Bert Bastard does the Hokey Cokey, some environmentalists sing for the world, and a little girl tells us everything we ever needed to know about families.